I saw Colin Farrell at the mall today. I think he is so hot, and he was wearing the coolest boots I've ever seen. Naturally, I could only think of his sex tape. Google it if you want, I'm sure you can find it.
Anyway, not much else to say. As I've said before, and will undoubtedly have to say again, I'm so sorry I can't respond to all your emails. Someday I hope to. But I'm so busy I feel like I'm drowning. I just don't know how to get out of this mess. I guess I'll just keep plugging away, and hope my list of stuff to do starts getting shorter instead of longer.